š Eataliano
55 Almada Street, Hamilton
Despite Eataliano being a bit of an Italian icon in Hamilton, this was surprisingly my first visit since I started doing these reviews.
Iāve eaten here quite a few times over the years, but somehow I hadnāt been back for a good few years.
That was finally about to change.
There were five of us out for dinner and Iāve included photos of everyoneās food, but as always, Iāll only properly review the dishes I actually tried myself.
I will say that everyone else enjoyed what they ordered and everything that arrived at the table looked top drawer.
As for me, there were two things on the specials menu that immediately caught my attention.
Fish tacos.
And a mixed grill for two.
Naturally, I decided to get both.
My full order was:
- Fish Tacos
- Mixed Grill for Two
- Nutella Brownie
And one of those dishes ended up being an absolute belter.
Fish Tacos

One of the hazards of the job when you review food is that youāre constantly trying to order something different.
Sometimes experimenting works out brilliantly.
Sometimes it absolutely does not.
I didnāt even bother asking what was actually in the fish tacos. I just threw caution to the wind and ordered them.
When they arrived, they were a cold starter filled with what I can only describe as a sort of seafood sandwich filler.
Now, before anyone starts ā I know it wasnāt actually seafood sandwich filler! š
Thatās just the easiest way I can think of to describe the style and texture of the filling.
If Iād bothered asking beforehand what was in them, thereās a decent chance I wouldāve ordered something else.
But Iām glad I didnāt.
They were actually really nice.
Iād happily eat them again if somebody put a plate in front of me, although I probably wouldnāt personally order them again.
Thatās purely down to my own preferences rather than anything being wrong with the dish. Iām not the biggest seafood lover, so if seafood is your thing, I reckon these would be right up your street.
Mixed Grill for Two

Now weāre talking.
The mixed grill came with:
- Rib eye steak
- Rump steak
- Pork belly
- Italian sausage
- Roasted vegetables
- Mixed salad
My review?
OUT. BLOODY. STANDING.
Not much in life makes me happier than sitting down and seeing a massive plate of meat in front of me.
And this was no exception.
It was beautiful both to look at and to eat.
My only complaint?
I wanted more.
I genuinely wish Iād just ordered the mixed grill for two for myself and eaten my way into a full-blown meat coma.
Every bite made me want another.
By the end, I was cutting my steak into approximately 2mm bites just to give myself the illusion that I had more left.
I canāt fault a single piece of meat that was on this plate.
The steaks, pork belly and Italian sausage all delivered, and this comfortably earns a place in my top tier of delicious scrans.
Iād order this again without hesitation.
Nutella Brownie

I donāt think I need to say too much about this one.
I was in two minds about ordering dessert.
Then I saw the word Nutella.
You can bet your bottom dollar Iām getting it.
It was a lovely wee treat to finish off the meal and exactly the sort of dessert I enjoy.
Personally, Iād have liked a little more Nutella in the brownie.
However, considering Iām also the type of man who will happily sit with a spoon and eat Nutella directly from the tub, that might be more of a me problem than an Eataliano problem. š
My Verdict on Eataliano Hamilton




Great scran all round.
The staff were fab, the food was great and after somehow going years without visiting Eataliano, it was good to finally get back.
The fish tacos pushed me slightly outside my usual comfort zone and ended up being much better than I expected.
The Nutella brownie finished things off nicely.
But the star of the show for me was unquestionably that mixed grill for two.
Absolutely outstanding.
And yes, next time Iām still tempted to order the entire thing for myself.
Have you been to Eataliano in Hamilton?
What do you normally order?
And more importantly⦠would you attempt the mixed grill for two yourself?
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